Are there any breastfeeding dolls to detox me from all the Barbie baby bottles?
Went in a toystore. Haven’t been in one for months, oh the culture shock! You can get Barbie the “baby doctor” with plastic baby bottles, (the box touts the fact that the babies are sitting in special little seats that Barbie can rock to soothe them…two babies at a time! I think they should have called her Newborn Nursery Nurse Barbie) Then there’s Barbie the babysitter with plastic baby bottles, Midge Barbie’s pregnant friend with baby bottles, and then when the toy baby gets a little odler and turns into toddler Kelly, little Kelly is packaged in a set with McDonald’s Barbie, (complete with uniform and cash register) with a tiny tray with a tiny plastic burger and tiny plastic fries for tiny Kelly. It’s not clear to me who is going to take care of toddler Kelly while Barbie works her McDonald’s shift, (Maybe you have to buy the Babysitter Barbie, but she already looks busy with her double stroller and two infants) or why Baby Doctor Barbie doesn’t have the babies’ moms nearby (mayb
