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Can God make a decent omelette?

April 26, 2017culture decent god omelette Religion Society spirituality

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Can God make a decent omelette?

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Of course two eggs on a skillet medium low heat, add ham, cheese, green bell peppers, mushrooms and top it with more cheese, fold it over in half, sprinkle any remaining ingredients on and there you go decent omlet.

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Decent omelettes exist. But I don’t know if God created them.

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I suppose he can, if you want to look at it like this: – He created fire – He created chickens (and thus, eggs) – He created Wolfgang Puck So yeah man, he should be able to make one banging omelette!

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God doesn’t cook. He lets his drooling, adoring worshippers do that for him. That’s what dictators do. So the next time you order an omelette from IHOP in the Bible Belt, think of how much of its construction is laid out on the backs of the poor but delusionally happy slaves of the Almighty.

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God can’t cook. he wouldn’t burn wood or use Gas , electricity etc …..