Can I have a double-chocolate amaretto martini with a dash of Lord Balinglopfingers Kiwi Liqueur?
No. We’re not on College Street; our bar is pretty basic. We generally have the standards, as well as some special things we like, and a selection of very tasty single-malt scotches. But if your mixed drink gets much more complex than a Gin & Tonic, you may well have to describe it to us and cross your fingers that we have the ingredients. Or you could have a beer. Mmm, tasty beer… Give me more!