Can someone tell me some Yo Momma jokes?
Yo momma so ugly they didn’t give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. . Yo momma so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. . Yo momma so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her. Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class. Yo momma so dumb she hears it’s chilly outside so she gets a bowl. Yo momma so dumb she got locked in a grocery store and starved! Yo momma so dumb that she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order! Yo momma so short she doesn’t roll dice, she pushes them! Yo momma so short she has to cuff her underwear.
