Could Ted Haggard be Larry Craigs Knight in Shining, but “Completely heterosexual,” Armor?
Dear Senator Craig, Congratulations! Yesterday, a Minnesota court granted your request to withdraw your guilty plea! But I’m still worried about you. At first I was sure you were straight as an arrow, framed by those determined to silence the Singing Senators, the quartet that sings truth to power whose reunion concert curiously took place a night after the sex sting. But then as the Republicans turned on you, doubt started to creep into my faith in your heterosexuality. And your recent behavior, pleading guilty and then withdrawing your plea, resigning and then reconsidering, suggests a strong bi-curious tendency that worries me. But it’s not too late to get your life back on track! You can’t do it alone, though, and I think I know just the person to help you. You may know Pastor Ted already, but if not, you should reach out to him ASAP. You two have so much in common. You are a family values-defending, homosexual agenda-fighting, god-fearing, married-with-children, conservative Repub
Dear Senator Craig, Congratulations! Yesterday, a Minnesota court granted your request to withdraw your guilty plea! But I’m still worried about you. At first I was sure you were straight as an arrow, framed by those determined to silence the Singing Senators, the quartet that sings truth to power whose reunion concert curiously took place a night after the sex sting. But then as the Republicans turned on you, doubt started to creep into my faith in your heterosexuality. And your recent behavior, pleading guilty and then withdrawing your plea, resigning and then reconsidering, suggests a strong bi-curious tendency that worries me. But it’s not too late to get your life back on track! You can’t do it alone, though, and I think I know just the person to help you. You may know Pastor Ted already, but if not, you should reach out to him ASAP. You two have so much in common. You are a family values-defending, homosexual agenda-fighting, god-fearing, married-with-children, conservative Repub
