Crosby, Ovechkin or Phaneuf (hey he tried!)?
Oh, damn… I suppose I’ll have to take Crosby, but only if he doesn’t freakin’ whine. Ovechkin’s fashion sense makes me want to gouge my own eyes out, and Phaneuf just doesn’t have that spark. 13. The player you’d like to take for a grand night out/a movie/a boring event Heh. Three Penguins: Grand night out: Ryan Malone, because he cleans up nice and knows how to mind his Ps and Qs, but won’t be boringly appropriate all night (like Crosby might…) Movie: Jordan Staal, who would make it his own MST3K and throw popcorn at the love scenes. Boring Event: Colby Armstrong, because he’d find SOME way to make it at least palatably amusing.
