Dear Malach, Why do men wear ties and women wear skirts?
Well, that is one of the greatest mysteries of the Universe, and Malach is not allowed to reveal it, lest your human minds boil inside your skull. When you die though, your spirit animal reveals this first thing. • Malicious Intent asks: lost my car keys and my cell phone. Which I cannot find by calling it, I left it on vibrate for work. Dear Malach, can you make my missing items reappear? I am sorry, but you must first appease the couch cushion gods by placing two cracked eggs on your head and slamming your face repeatedly with a iron frying pan, and fliming it for YouTube and posting the link here . . . Maybe then they will allow me to tell you. • Angryman asks: Dear Malach, So why is it you won’t comment on my Tony Dungy post? Well you see, being a Patriots fan, I think Dungy is overrated and gets too much credit as a nice guy, so I choose not to knock the man down. And since you are back at Unpaid Sports Guys, I need to get back to ROYTERS. 5 Additions I took this puppy from Hungry