Did Al Gore Pass The Turing Test?
[Editor’s Note: When your regular employees are on strike, this is the kind of crap the scabs and fill-ins produce. We apologize in advance for this bomb, but we’re desperate for content and I’m too lazy to write something myself.] SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA — Computer scientists eagerly await the outcome of the 2000 Election From Hell(tm), which will decide once and for all whether the creation known as Al Gore is truly the world’s first artificially intelligent robot. “This will be an historic day,” explained a staunch Gore supporter from Pennsylvania. “Well, actually, maybe tommorrow if the results don’t come in yet. Or maybe next Thursday. Geez… just how long does it take to count votes? If Al Gore (Advanced Logic Gate Organism & Robot Entity) were President, he’d invent a new open-source tabulating machine that could tally votes and output the results to the Information Superhighway within microseconds.” Experts in AI consider the US Presidential race the ultimate form of the T
[Editor’s Note: When your regular employees are on strike, this is the kind of crap the scabs and fill-ins produce. We apologize in advance for this bomb, but we’re desperate for content and I’m too lazy to write something myself.] SOMEWHERE IN SOUTH FLORIDA — Computer scientists eagerly await the outcome of the 2000 Election From Hell(tm), which will decide once and for all whether the creation known as Al Gore is truly the world’s first artificially intelligent robot. “This will be an historic day,” explained a staunch Gore supporter from Pennsylvania. “Well, actually, maybe tommorrow if the results don’t come in yet. Or maybe next Thursday. Geez… just how long does it take to count votes? If Al Gore (Advanced Logic Gate Organism & Robot Entity) were President, he’d invent a new open-source tabulating machine that could tally votes and output the results to the Information Superhighway within microseconds.” Experts in AI consider the US Presidential race the ultimate form of the T
