Do cows need to wear leathers on a bike?
Cows don’t need to get dressed up to ride a bike. They only need to get dressed up for skidding across the road – and that ain’t riding! The best thing to wear for skidding across the road is a nylon jacket and trousers, you skid a lot further wearing nylon – further still if you grease it first. So that’s the answer, put the cow in a nylon suit and then grease the cow.
