Do horses have the thing where the end of their penis inflates so they can’t pull out?
KS: I know dogs have that, but I don’t think horses do, from my research. But the stallions do have trouble getting on top of the mares, and they can’t hold their balance, and they will grab the mare’s mane with their teeth. It’s pretty intense. That’s how you should be having sex every time, life or death. “Let’s make a baby, oh my God!” That’s how it would be in an ideal world. AVC: Kristen, you grew up on a farm in Colorado. Did you have horses? KS: I did. We had Wild Thing for a while, and then he died, and then we had Ginger, who was a pony who lived for a while. Then we kept someone else’s horse, named Starlight. RB: Were those murders ever solved? KS: [Laughs.] No. AVC: Did you ever see the movie Zoo? RB: That’s the bestiality movie. KS: Oh I read about that. Is it good? I heard you don’t really get to see the horse-fucking. AVC: It’s all after the fact. Of the people they interviewed, you only get to see one of them. KS: They’re all blacked out? AVC: They’re played by actors. K