Do modern pirates have parrots on their shoulders?
Modern pirates have no room on their shoulders, since that is where they wear their grenade launchers. Modern pirates depend on their parrots to operate their onboard GPS units, since parrots have an exceptional understanding of geography and technology. While off-duty, the parrots keep to themselves in tiny, luxurious bunks. Do modern pirates have funny pirate names like Captain Hook? Pirates today mostly are of Somali origin, so their names are often of African origin, such as Abdi Haji Gobdon and Aden Hashi Ayro. These names are translated into English as Little Billy Barnacle and Captain Bluebeard. Will a movie be made about Somali pirates? The typical process for Disney movies is as follows: • Disney creates an amusement park ride • Amusement park ride is wildly popular • Amusement park ride sells toys, tee-shirts and spawns a breakfast cereal • Screenwriters write an inspirational rough draft about the heartbreaking story behind the breakfast cereal based on the amusement park ri
