Do Swan Lake or Sleeping Beauty offer any valid lessons in the art of courtship?
Swan Lake should teach all men one thing: Don’t make promises you can’t keep! Girls should learn from this to stay away from princes. They may look nice in tights, but they are not known for their sincerity. Sleeping Beauty is a lousy portrayal of courtship. What’s the best dating advice you ever got from your mama? Step 1: Arrive naked. Step 2: Bring food. It has never failed me. Jose, 31 Do you have a special seduction dance? Yes. Usually spins get a girl’s attention. I tap her on the shoulder then do some pirouettes. That starts a conversation. Sore muscles and bloody feet are a big part of being a dancer. Does this ever interfere with hanky panky? When we are sore, women like it because they want to take care of us and massage our bodies, which leads to foreplay. So it works really well. I always say I’m sore. Do you tolerate a date who has no rhythm? By the time we’re done having sex, she’ll have rhythm. She’ll say, “Oh my God, a guy has never lifted me like that,” or “I never kne
