Do the Invaders secretly prefer coffee to tea?
A. Tea, always. Yorkshire tea first thing in the morning, nice and strong with two or three sugars, and a splash of milk. Later, a nice cup of Darjeeling or another of India’s generally fine brews as may be found in Mrs Ghandi’s Tea Emporium in the High Street. (next to Mrs Higgins’ Pie Shoppe). In mid to late afternoon, officers may partake of an Earl Grey. Herbal brews are acceptable, although there will obviously be some name-calling if you are caught, so don’t be. Coffee is generally best regarded as the dark runny outpouring of the devil’s nadgers, and will not be tolerated unless it’s with cigars and a fine Cognac after dinner. Then it’s okay. Or unless you want to stay awake to post, then it’s okay too.
