Do tree huggers really hug trees, and do Bible thumpers really thump their Bibles?
Tree huggers love nature and want to stop deforestation. Bible thumpers can be found in the Town Hall Meetings and on the Christian channels with Jimmy Swaggert and Oral Roberts at the helm. They usually refere to the Almighty as GAWDDDUH and pronounce every letter to show how serious they are. They take passages out of the Bible and expound on them to suit their agenda and pound on the lecturn to show you how pious and serious they are. All of them to a fault have cheated on their wives and stole money from the congregation and then confessed publicly to show how honest they are.
