Does Anyone Actually Proofread Church Bulletins?

The Sermon Fodder newsletter frequently offers a new batch of bulletin bloopers gathered from across America. Here's a sample: • Don't forget, Ash Wednesday is Monday, March 5th. • Several members of our youth department are collecting donations for Operation Graduation. Funds will be used for a drug and alcohol party following graduation on May 29th. • Additional volunteers are needed for next week's Easter Egg Nog Hunt. • We will have a Church-wide Christ-centered Easter Egg Hunt next Saturday for Toddlers through Grade 6. We are accepting candy and individually wrapped monetary donations in the office. • The Seniors group will be heading off to the festival bright and early Friday. We hope to see your smiling feces at 7:00 a.m. when the bus departs. • The Baby shower will be at 2:00 p.m. Saturday. All ladies invited. No clothing needed. • Please be in prayer that authorities will catch the thieves who have been breaking into area churches in recent months. There was a break-in at ...  more