Does anyone know a site where I could find funny Confucius quotes?
Charlie Chan movies of some years back were full of (fake) funny Confucius quotes with Charlie Chan using them to wise up one of his sons about his insights as a great detective. For example, usually prefaced by “Confusius say…” Charlie Chan: Mind like parachute – only function when open. Charlie Chan: Free ticket to circus like gold ring on merry-go-round – make enjoyment double. Charlie Chan: Curiosity responsible for cat needing nine lives. Lt. Macy: [referring to Lee] Hello, Mr. Chan. You sure got a bright kid. He gave me a good steer. Charlie Chan: Uh, sometimes suspect anxious offspring of giving bull. Charlie Chan: Man who seek trouble never find it far off. Charlie Chan: Cannot tell where path lead until reach end of road. Charlie Chan: Question without answer like faraway water – no good for nearby fire. Charlie Chan: One grain of luck sometimes worth more than whole rice field of wisdom. Lee Chan: How do you do it, Pop? Lee Chan: Evidence like nose on anteater. Charlie Chan
