Does anyone know the easy recipe for chicken with mango chutney and cream?
I certainly do. First you need to catch a chicken. This is by far and away the trickiest part of the recipe, and is integral to the success of your meal. I would recommend the original Rocky film for tips on how to catch said chicken, but essentially, it relies on quick reactions, an iron will and an almost pathological sense of dexterity. However, once you have your chicken in your hands, turning on the hob and plucking it are the continuation of your worries. Added to this conundrum is the puzzle of persuading your chicken to jump into the water once it reaches boiling point (hot enough to cook) Many Indian fakirs speak of an ability to communicate with our animal friends as if this is the simplest of tasks. However, the truth is that this ability is far more difficult to master than they preach. Clearly, they need to sell books as crossing their legs and sitting on top of a high branch doesn’t have a very good salary. Simply wring the chicken’s neck, and he will be in chicken heaven
