Does the Salamander Society have a theme song?
Well, we just happen to have one right here. Spoof to the Faith (Tune: “Shall the Youth of Zion Falter” hymn #254) Shall the youth of Zion falter In googling truth and right? While the Salamander assaileth, Shall they link or shun the fight? Yes! True to the site that our parents have banished, True to the spoof of which many have cherished, To Boyd’s shegrin, soul, heart, and hand, Faithful and true we take a parody stand. While we know the pentiums of M-Star* Seek to thwart the parody of God, Shall the children of the Salamander Cease to mock the iron rod? No! True to the site that seminary teachers abhor, True to the spoof of which all our peers surely adore, To our command, Soul, heart and mouse, Logic and truth is what we forever espouse. We will work out our web surfing; We will cleave unto the mirth; We will watch and play and surf With fervent zeal of youth. Yes! Untrue to the faith for which the pioneers perished, True to the science BYU has not cherished, To fraud’s disband,