How did Adam and Eve feel when expelled from the Garden of Eden?
A. They were really put out. Q. What is one of the first things that Adam and Eve did after they were kicked out? A. They really raised Cain. Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden? A. Your mother ate us out of house and home Q. The ark was built in 3 stories, and the top story had a window to let light in, but how did they get light to the bottom 2 stories? A. They used floodlights. Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible? A. David-he rocked Goliath to sleep. Q. Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot? A. The thought had never entered his head before. Q. If Goliath is resurrected, would you like to tell him the joke about David and Goliath? A. No, he already fell for it once. Q. What do they call pastors in Germany? A. German Shepherds. Q. What is the best way to get to Paradise? A. Turn right and go straight. Q. Which servant of Jehovah was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible? A. Moses, because