How do I join the Jason Aldean fan club?
First, you must become a major douche, just like all other jason aldean fans. In fact, jason aldean is most definately the biggest douche of all the douches, and that’s why the fan club is in his name. Country music is DEAD and all the faggots in cowboy hats (i.e. jason aldean) are going to hell for killin’ it. So screw all of you jason aldean fans, i hope he gets hit by a bus that’s bein’ driven by a real country music artist. (OHHHHH and P.S.) fuck you too: Kenny Chesney, Keith Urban, Toby Keith, Billy Currington, Dirks Bentley(you fuckin’ cumdumpster), and all you other fags who put on boots and stetsons and take it up the ass for money!!!