How Do You Emulate Artemis Fowl (For Girls)?
• Read all the Artemis Fowl books, and analyze every aspect of Artemis that you can. • Make sure your grades are up to scratch. Always do all of your homework and more so you can get extra credit. • If possible, learn French and another language, and make sure you can speak them fluently. • Read the dictionary. Also read other ‘intelligent’ books such as Crime and Punishment, by Fyodor Dostoevsky. • Always be very formal. Never use informal language or contractions and NEVER use abbreviations. Dressing formally is also essential. • Speak with maturity, and always seem as though you know what you are doing. • Always be vigilant. Look around you and do your best to absorb every little detail. Sure, it may be tiring, but it is the only life Artemis has. Always try to be perfect in a self-disciplining way. Never talk during a lesson, and be as mature and ‘above it all’ as possible (see Warnings).
