How Do You Fake Going To The Bathroom?
• If you are with anybody, just say that you need to use the bathroom and that you’ll be right back. Then head to the bathroom. Get into a stall (if you’re in a public bathroom! and make sure it is empty). Just stand above the toilet (only if you are in a stall, because you usually can see people’s feet.) If you aren’t in a public bathroom, you can really stand wherever you care to be. If there is a toilet lid, you can put it down and sit on the toilet. • While you’re sitting/standing, you can do the thing you needed to do in private. • After about 60 seconds (1 minute), flush the toilet. If you want to, you can just roll down the toilet paper so it sounds like you took some toilet paper. It would also be best if you could rip off a bit of toilet paper. It doesn’t even have to be a lot. • Wash your hands. You can fake it by pretending to take soap, and then just open the water but don’t wet your hands. You actually have to wash your hands if you are in a public bathroom. You are done!
