How Do You Make A Deal With The Devil?
If you’re tired of taking the moral high road and getting nowhere and would like to fast-track your way to the life of instant gratification and numerous pleasures, consider making a deal with the Devil. Step 1 Make an appointment with the Devil. Drop-ins can occur if you loiter around lonely crossroads at midnight or loudly pronounce your fiddling prowess. If that isn’t convenient, call your local Dial-A-Devil and set up an appointment with the receptionist. Step 2 Hire a lawyer. If you don’t already have a lawyer on retainer, hire one who specializes in satanic tort law. You’ll find many of these in the yellow pages. However, be sure to find one who has not already struck a bargain with the devil which may prove to be more difficult. Step 3 Aim high. Don’t sell yourself short, if you’re going to strike a deal with Devil go big. No one ever got anywhere by asking for a jelly donut. Don’t ask for a boat, ask for a yacht. Don’t ask for your face on a dollar bill, ask for your face on th
