How many big black monoliths does it take to change a light bulb?
Sorry, light bulbs are an evolutionary dead end. • Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a light bulb? A: One, if it knows its own Goedel number. • Q: How many database programmers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to write a program insuring that no one else changes the bulb at the same time. • Q: How many missionaries does it take to change a light bulb? A1: 101. One to change it and 100 to convince everyone else to change light bulbs too. A2: Just one, but he has to be on top. • Q: How many Bratzlaver Hasidim does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They will never find a bulb that burns as brightly as the old one. • Q: How many Macintosh users does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. You have to replace the whole motherboard. • Q: How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Twenty. One to hold the bulb, two to turn the ladder, and sev
