How many Easter bonnet jokes can a person make?
“This year’s Easter celebration is sponsored by the Conservative Party of Canada.” This is way too close to home to be funny. I think I might be one of the few in my family who didn’t vote Conservative [weeps]. I have thought of something: I regret to inform you that due to 2006 budget constraints the Easter Bunny can only deliver treats to one household within our family: mine. Show up or go without.
I, er, ended up going up with a modified version of the one I came up with myself: The Easter Bunny regrets to inform you that due to 2006 budget constraints he will only deliver goodies to one household within the family: mine. This is therefore your only chance to get treats. But thanks, everyone, for your contributions. I’ll probably revisit this thread when I’m trying to come up with future taglines and use some of your ideas then.
