How will the all-powerful Fable Doe remedy the situation of Deepwater Horizon?
Humaliens are ridiculously illogical for seeking complex solutions and risky technology for what should be a simple job – one that could be accomplished with speed and ease by the implementation of an otherwise useless object. That’s why I would plug the leaking hole with Al Gore’s head. Problem solved~! As a bonus, it would make for a legitimate environmental use for Al Gore, not to mention a sudden, vast reduction in his hypocritically huge carbon footprint.
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