Is a bear catholic and does the pope really poo in the woods?
The interesting thing about the vast majority of bears is in fact their fanatical devotion to the Catholic church. From all parts of the globe they gather to determine ecumenical matters too sensative for the human population to consider, with many of the more draconian aspects of church dogma being attributed to the resolutions that they came to decide upon. All bears are not in complete agreement with the Papacy, which has given rise to some off shoots, panda bears have fallen from Grace into worship that extolls the virtue of Confucius, albeit this does make them better administers, however it doesn’t address the issues surrounding bear limbo or pergutory, let alone the progressive depth of hell that bear souls can find themselves in should they reject Catholism. The polar bears of Canada’s artic have also strayed from the path and are reported to be living a hedonistic lifestlye, with all night pot smoking parties and same bear sex marriages becoming more prevalant upon the shrinki
