Is it dangerous for a parrot to eat kidney beans?

Dude, this is not like you. You have never left out the most important details before. Cage size, you tell us. Food provided, you tell us. Actions taken after disturbing events occur, you tell us. But why, my friend Isz, did you leave our the most important thing? Why, did you not relate the actual words of the conversation. Why did you not mention the language the conversation took place in? And why did you neglect to tell us of the other subjects you discussed with this parrot? Now I know you know why these details are important. There's not much that gets past you. So I have to believe that you deliberately left out this important information. Which, naturally, leads the question of why you might have seen fit to overlook certain details. Can if be that you have forgotten how we met? That day on the bluff overlooking the ocean? I saw you standing at the railing at the edge of the cliff, and your shoulders were shuddering up an down, and I heard this strange keening sound on the ...  more