Is The Emo Culture And Self Harm Linked?
Fancy becoming one with an Emo and you’re just a rotten prep? Well then, you have a task on your hands my friend! Since the Emo Scene is so incestious, they very rarely let outsiders like you into their ranks. There are a number of things that you can do to show that you are dedicated to becoming Emo but these aren’t guaranteed to work. • Start by listening to “Welcome to the Black Parade” on repeat for 12 hours. After 8 hours your brain will implode, causing substantial loss of tissue meaning that you’ll be able to mindlessly listen to the dirge without wanting to scratch your eyes out. • Tell the Emo Chick that you’re trying to bang that you’ve tried to kill yourself on 500 separate occasions. Do not go into the specifics of your attempts unless provoked as she won’t be impressed when you tell her that each attempt was simply crossing the road without looking. • Try to convince her that she’ll be seen as more of an individual by her Emo peers if she dates a jock. If she is as shallow
