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Is the Nyet&#153 an ISO 9000 conspiracy?

April 26, 2017conspiracy ISO

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Is the Nyet&#153 an ISO 9000 conspiracy?

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No, but we are preparing for our first audit. Being a conspiracy ourselves, we’re not one to go against another well known conspiracy. The current course of action is for the NyetFAQ&#153 v.03.00 to be the first ISO 9000 procedure document that is adhered to on the Nyet&#153. However, the audit will be based on our adhereance to a previous NyetFAQ&#153. ISO 9000 is a quality procedure that requires companies to create their own rules and then stick to them. The ISO 9000 standard itself does not specify any procedures, but lays guidelines for how a companies procedures may be structured. As an aside, our undercover sources in the Netherlands inform us that very few “orgs/nets” are certified ISO 9000 without patents pending. We are currently conspiring to steal a patentable idea.