Is there spells or someting to become a vampire or a werewolf?
Yeah there is actually. Cause they’re so real. Now read this very very carefully I explain to you what you have to do to get to be a vampire and/or a werewolf. VAMPIRE- Get a huge cauldron Put tomato puree around the outside of the bottom of it. Next get some feathers and glue them to the sides of the top of the cauldron. Fill the cauldron halfway up with human blood. You can get this from your local Netto or Asda. Then get some wotsits or some other cheesy potato snack and sprinkle them eagerly into the cauldron. Let them sink. When they have sunk, get 28 toads eyes (they must be male toads) and squish them in a garlic squisher thingy. Squeeze them over the cauldron, and it should float. Meanwhile make a bonfire in the middle of the street at 3am on a Monday morning (must be 3am on a Monday morning). Put the cauldron on top. When it bubbles you MUST take it off and say these words: hee kee too ha mo ta po fa se la VAMPIRE! repeat twice then tap your front two teeth once. If you don’t
