Oli Pym – Was Timmy Moore Bridger actually born bald, did he come out his mum with it so shiney?
I am going to have to be very careful with what I say here. Normally bald men say that their shiney head is actually a solar panel for a sex machine. You kind of get the impression that this is not an excuse our wonderful headmaster uses. I would like to think that he wasn’t bald from birth although babies go bald after a few weeks don’t they. Maybe it just didn’t grow back. Was he bald at Uni? Well probably, judging by my experience of Latin teachers (The head has a MA in it) it is a required part of the course to become bald. I have other ideas though. It could be for dramatic effect. When entering to do his assembly in the morning the light creates weird shapes and dazzling reflections which add to the feeling of majesty that he possesses. No don’t laugh!
