Question for Wiccans: can tupperware be used for divination?
Ask your question in a loud and pompous voice. Take ten shallow tupperware containers and toss them all up in the air at once. Count how many land lids up and how many land bottoms up. Then drink a large glass of mead, load a jumbo-sized smudge stick into your bong, and call on The Horned God using a kazoo and an extra-large tupperware serving bowl for percussion. Continue until you pass out. When you come to again, serve fresh egg salad from the bowls and take a wild guess at the answer to your question. Alternatively, find the tupperware that’s been sitting in the back of your fridge for the last year. Open it up and try to guess whether the mold is hiding ancient pesto sauce or tuna salad. Then blow chunks and read the patterns in the hork.
