Was Saddam Hussein building weapons of mass destruction in Heaven?
“South Park” – “A Ladder to Heaven” yes. God visited him to check on his activities after hearing rumors that Saddam was building weapons of mass destruction in Heaven. Saddam claimed his project was a “chocolate chip factory.” God persisted that it looked “like a chemical weapons plant.” Saddam replied, “Look, God, if I was gonna secretly build a chemical weapons plant, I wouldn’t make it look like a chemical weapons plant, would I? I’d make it look like a chocolate chip factory or something.” God seemed a bit reluctant but ultimately accepted Saddam’s logic, saying “…Alright, just checking” as he disappeared. Alone again to continue his business, Saddam snickered to himself, “Stupid asshole!” Did the competing country get to Heaven?”South Park” – “A Ladder to Heaven” no. Though Japan reported having reached Heaven, and tried to claim it as part of Japan, it was just a set they’d created in their news studio with clouds and people hanging from wires. According to US intelligence, wh
