Was The Titanic sunk by the Loch Ness Monster?
Quite frankly De Cat, I think you have lost the plot old chap, the Titanic never, ever, at any point whatsoever, sailed in Loch Ness. Nor may I add, did it sink in the Atlantic. It actually sank in the River Humber opposite where the River Trent enters the Humber. It had sailed down from Nottingham on the night of April 10th 1912 during a thunder storm that produced black sky’s over Bill’s mothers house and knocked out some 36 oil lamps that were illuminating 86 hovels on the Northern Bank of the Trent. You may ask where it was deep enough to cover a ship like the Titanic, well right at the spot in question is a deep hole in the river bed nearly 40 deep. There is where it is, though it is a sacred site and known only to several cod fishermen who supply Derek’s Fish, Chips and Mushy Peas shop in Bridlington. I suppose now that the secret is out, Albert Micklethwaights name (he was steering the Titanic) will be sullied forever. Well I don’t care as Fred Micklethwaight owes my dad 1 / 6d
