Were The Elephant Mans Bones Incinerated In Neverland Blaze?
Santa Ynez, CA–A raging 40-acre wildfire in Northern California on Friday set a few outbuildings ablaze on Michael Jackson’s “Neverland” ranch property, including a structure that may have contained the bones of Joseph Merrick. Merrick, better known as the Elephant Man, was a circus sideshow attraction who lived in Victorian era Britain. He suffered from Proteus syndrome, which left him severly deformed and unable to work or care for himself throughout most of his short, painful life. A Santa Barbara county fire captain discovered the charred bones inside a burlap sack, which reportedly had a stamp on it identifying them as the property of the Royal London Hospital. At first, officials were concerned that somebody had perished in the flames, but all staff members were accounted for as of yesterday. No further details of this story were available at press time. Mr. Jackson is currently in Bahrain, and could not be reached for comment. Furthermore, he has steadfastly denied ever having
