What are some of the benefits of worshipping Squat?
As a devotee of the Parking Goddess, you will be entitled to good parking karma, a sense of inner peace while driving in rush hour traffic, guidance wherever you go, and much, much more! Your Third Eye Chakra will open and you will be able to psychically receive the Akashic Traffic Report broadcast from the Fourth Dimension. This will allow you to learn about your past and future lives while discovering which roads to avoid. Also, everyone who calls upon Squat is a High Priest or High Priestess in their own right. If you need any more reasons to convert, consider this – worshipping Squat is a just plain a hell of a lot of fun!
