What are the words to the monologue that opens the show?
Starting midway through the first season, through season three, this monologue opened the show: On November 13th, Felix Unger was asked to remove himself from his place of residence. That request came from his wife. Deep down, he knew she was right, but he also knew that someday he would return to her. With nowhere else to go, he appeared at the home of his childhood friend, Oscar Madison. Sometime earlier, Madison’s wife had thrown him out, requesting that he never return. Can two divorced men share an apartment without driving eachother crazy? Some of the later show openings eliminated the word “childhood”, and changed “sometime earlier” to “several years earlier.
