What do you think of Dr. Laura Schlessinger?
They hate Dr. Laura. If they could kill her, they would. (It turns out the dogs also despise Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, Monica Lewinsky and Darva Conger. There seems to be a lot of anger here.) What will happen to Elian Gonzalez now that he’s returned to Cuba? He’s going to stay there and disappear from public sight, say the dogs, as relayed by Ms. Stallone. These dogs wanted Elian to stay in the U.S. They fought for it. They watched him on TV. Will Meg Ryan and Russell Crowe’s romance blossom? That question doesn’t interest the dogs. What’s in store for Bill and Hillary Clinton after they leave the White House? He’s coming to Hollywood and will be managing a big TV or film production company. For Hillary, there’s a strong possibility she’ll be elected senator. The marriage is over. Is Elvis alive? Absolutely no. Jim Morrison? He’s dead as a doornail. Did O.J. kill Nicole? The dogs say he didn’t. What’s going to happen with China? The dogs don’t like this question, Ms. Stal
