What does Diana and George Burns have in common?
They both died when they hit 100. • What was the last thing to go through Diana’s mind? The dashboard. • How did Di and Charles disagree about Modern Architecture? Di was wrapt about pre-stressed cement. • What’s worse than getting red wine off carpet? Getting Di off the uphostery. • What do Di and Darren Millane have in common? They both didn’t make it home from the tunnel. • What was Princess Diana’s last words to the paparazzi? “Leave me alone, I’m a bloody princess. You photographers drive me up the wall.” • Why was Princess Diana so thin? Crash diet. • Princess Di really lived up to her name. • What does Princess Diana have in common with Hugh Grant? They both bought it in the backseat of a car. • Did the British Secret Service kill Princess Diana? No, the French underground did it. • What’s the difference between Elton John and Princess Diana? One’s composing, the other is decomposing. • What did Prince Charles say when he heard about the automobile accident? Well, that’s the way