WHAT HAPPENS AT MARIHUANA PARTIES?
The guys hustle outside and find the girls streaking around the beach. One insightful fellow suddenly yells “Where’s Joanne?!” They start searching for her. The still-naked girls eventually find her, washed up on the beach, having drowned after getting stoned. The evil marijuana dealer, Tony, offers to cover it up for them, as long as they don’t say anything. This leads everyone to fall on hard times as they deal with their loss. Dick, who didn’t have a job to begin with, promises to provide for Burma when they get married, and then promptly asks her to marry him. So they get married. By this time you won’t care one way or another what they do because they’re such godawfully stupid and boring characters, but I’ll go on with the plot synopsis anyway. Dick takes a job working at the docks for Tony, helping to unload drug shipments from boats. Suddenly, one fine afternoon, a policeman catches a fleeting glimpse of Dick carrying a burlap bundle full of… something. Immediately, he gives c
