What happens if the employees at a Nike Sweatshop™ demand higher pay or better working conditions?
At Nike, we’re devoted to keeping our investors happy. That’s why when our workers demand any of those things, the first thing we’ll do is say hell no. That’s because if we did succumb to their desires, our profits would drop, which is bad news for Nike shareholders. Before we set up a Sweatshop™, our location scouts carefully determine the optimal community in which the factory can offer the worst possible working conditions while thriving at the same time. That means we have to find an area with record unemployment, so our workers have no choice but to work at Nike! Now, sometimes it could be the case that, over a long period of time, a Nike Sweatshop™ inadvertently improves the economy of the country it’s in, to the point that all the unemployment that once existed is no longer present. When this happens, the poverty resources of the area have been depleted. However, Nike undertakes many precautions to ensure that the community’s economy is always dependent on their Nike Sweatshop™
