What happens if you feed a tablet of Alka Seltzer to a seagull?
I gave seagulls actual left over bread at the parking lot at work. One of them thanked me by taking a dump on the trunk of my car. I would never feed anything like an Alka Seltzer to an animal. Sounds sadistic. When I was a little kid, I was fascinated with Alka Seltzer. I would take them and drop them in the toilet just to watch them fizz and then flush the evidence away. Later on, I would swipe Tampax from my mother’s step-sister and drop those in the john and watch them disintegrate. This was lots of fun too.
