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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS -A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. -A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. -A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. -A successful woman is one who can find such a man. POSTULATES To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and try not to understand her at all. Married men live longer than single men, but married men are a lot more willing to die. Any married man should forget his mistakes, there’s no use in two people remembering the same thing. Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. Women somehow deteriorate during the night. A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t. A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does. A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. There are 2 times when a
