What is a lactating contortionist?
uhm, a “lactating contortionist” would be a breastfeeding woman who is incredibly flexible and can contort her body into a variety of difficult and unnatural positions; if you know of a lactating contortionist, I would be very interested in seeing it. I think what you mean is a “LACTATION CONSULTANT”; this is a woman who has alot of experience in breastfeeding and provides invaluable assistance to new mother’s in helping them get the best start at breastfeeding and assisting when problems arise.