What is pertinent information?
What’s being nosy? What constitutes a violation of the Constitution? No one knows. Or rather, no one cares to stop and ask the questions except the very people now at the mercy of this gargantuan mistake of a Big Brother. Whenever I imagine the intelligence community these days, I think of The Abominable Snowman crushing Bugs Bunny in his massive paw as he happily sings, “Oh boy! A little bunny rabbit! Just what I always wanted! I will name him George, and I will hug him…” Well, our private conversations, information, and freedom to protest are George, and George is very much in the grasp of the giant, inbred, retarded monster that is The Intelligence Community. Later this month, protesters will gather (and by “gather,” I mean, “sit in their designated pens”) at the Democratic National Convention in Denver, Colorado. When they arrive, they can expect to encounter a new, sophisticated “fusion center” at the heart of the American intelligence matrix, called the Colorado Information Ana
