What is the 34706 secret handshake?

Got it. The 34706. It fit in the trunk of my Volvo 240 (with the spare tire relocated). I have already busted/stripped my first handle on the tool rest but I am very, very happy with this bad boy. First thing I did was load up 360 pounds of cement bags and after reinforcing the frame with some hardwood. I first tryed just laying wood slats across the bottom frame like you would on a bed and found out really quick that the sheet metal was not up to it. Half the bags obeyed gravity and ended up on the floor bending the sheet metal. There was no room for any more than the six 60 pound bags and they just barely fit in there. Now I am wrestling around with this chuck or not chuck issue. I bought a PSI Woodworking "Mini Grip Lath Chuck" from Penn Industries about a month ago and have finally decided to send it back because you can now turn it past the point where the things that the jaws attach to and slide on fall out on the ground and I had to mess around putting them back on. Finally ...