What is the origin of the settlement negotiations with the aliens? And can we get one?
We’ll answer these in reverse order. No you can’t. Now stop whining and get back to burning your dot com stock certifcates. As to the first question, in the process of liberating the original CattleCam from the aliens, certain items belonging to the aliens and us were allegedly damaged, including someone’s feelings. In an effort to fend off a multi-party legal action, especially one with the potential for pain and suffering-type damages (the aliens use a different term that reflects the plaintiff’s eligibility for compensation for pain and suffering caused by spending time with attorneys while bringing a legal action), it was determined to be in everyone’s best interest to settle quickly. In fact, once one of the aliens’ spacecraft settled quickly on a group of the attorneys, things sped up quite nicely. We are not at liberty to disclose the nature of the agreement to limit the potential for future incidents. However, we were able to obtain the rights to certain alien technology and lo
