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Orphan is out 7 August, with a poster proclaiming “You’ll never guess her secret” alongside a suitably threatening image of dear little Esther, the film’s titular orphan with something to hide. Orphan joins a grand tradition of films with a twist in the tale, whether it’s a sexual shocker, murdered mother, kinky pagan religious rite or a dead Bruce Willis. Spoiler-averse readers go no further, especially if you haven’t had the pleasure of seeing The Wicker Man, Psycho, The Crying Game and Planet Of The Apes, because Catherine Bray is about to have a gander at four classic oh-my-god moments Robin Hardy’s The Wicker Man (please do ignore the benighted remake starring Nicolas Cage and altogether too many bees) isn’t your traditional twist movie. There’s no split second wham-bam reveal, a la Psycho; instead we’re treated to a gradual realisation that our assumptions are about to be seismically up-ended. Edward Woodward’s Sergeant Howie’s quest to either save the life, or avenge the death,
G.I. Joe Movie Spoiler — Cobra Commander is Duke’s Best Friend? G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009) Movie, Movie SPOILERS — By Nix on January 14, 2008 | The G.I. Joe stuff is coming in pretty regular now, with the movie gearing up for production soon. Even so, I was surprised to stumble across this little bit of SPOILER over at CHUD, which has the identity of Cobra Commander, and his past relation to G.I. Joe bigwig Duke. I’m marking this as SPOILER, so don’t read on if you don’t want to know. Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s character is Duke’s best friend… and he’s also Cobra Commander. It seems that the character was a former Joe who went to the old dark side and started the whole Cobra terrorist organization. Well, a couple of things there: Isn’t Joseph Gordon-Levitt a little too young to be playing the Cobra Commander, much less the “best friend” of Duke, who I am guessing will be a guy in his ’30s or possibly early ’40s? And where exactly is the wisdom of making a 20-something actor the head ho
