What is the strangest, most unlikely child's Halloween costume?

I was particularly interested in the theme of GoGo Dancer + Candy = Viable Costume Option. Just because it was bizarre. There were at least two (candy corn and peppermint) but maybe more. So in the Candy Corn arena, you could go for the go-go dancer version or the straight candy version: A lot of the things that surprised me were the foods: a banana, hot dog, ketchup bottle, wheaties box (for girls, but the image was definitely of a guy on the box), and ice cream sundae. None of these would have appealed to me as a young lady. You can tell that they don't even appeal to the kids modeling them. Does this look like an expression of joy to you: But don't worry, there are so many WORSE things you can do to your little girl. How about sending her out in this: So I've been trying to work up to my three favorites (please remember these costumes are for girls): 1. TRASH CAN CHILD: 2. STRAWBERRY ANIME CHILD: (okay, I actually think kids would probably love this, but my eyes went nuts on this ...  more